Rare frogs bred in New Zealand

Ray Lilley, Associated Press Yahoo News 3 Mar 08;

A rare and threatened species of tiny frog has been found breeding in a New Zealand animal park, meaning its future may now be more secure, researchers said Monday.

The 13 finger nail-sized Maud Island froglets were discovered clinging to the backs of full-grown male frogs at the Karori Wildlife Sanctuary in the capital Wellington, said researcher Kerri Lukis. The frogs are normally found only on two islands in the Malborough Sounds region of New Zealand's South Island.

"Maud Island frogs have never been found breeding" before, even on their home island, said Lukis, a masters degree student at Victoria University in Wellington.

"It's wonderful timing for 2008 — International Year of the Frog and a Leap Year," she said.

The breeding suggests Maud Island frogs can be bred in other predator-free habitats — strengthening their prospects for survival, said Ben Bell, the biologist overseeing Lukis' studies.

The sanctuary's predator-proof fence gives the frogs a breeding environment like Maud Island that is safe from rats, Bell said.

Maud Island frogs are estimated to number up to 40,000 — most of them on the island from which they take their name and the rest on Motuara Island.

Don Newman, who is the threatened species science manager with the Conservation Department and was not involved in the frog program, said the breeding success adds a third location where the frogs have bred, a factor that "spreads the risk" and improves the species' chance of survival.

Maud Island frogs, one of four native New Zealand frogs, have evolved little over the last 70 million years, Lukis said, resulting in distinctive features and behaviors.

They do not croak, live in water or have webbed feet, she said.

Also unlike other frogs, these hatch from the egg as fully formed frogs without going through the tadpole stage.

Eggs are laid under rocks or logs and the male sits over the eggs until they hatch as well formed, tailed froglets.

In 2006, 60 Maud Island frogs were released in the frog enclosure at the wildlife sanctuary — a security-fenced area of some 620 acres set up to enable threatened native birds and other species to re-establish their numbers safe from introduced predators like rats, mice, stoats, ferrets and wild cats.

All four of New Zealand's surviving native frog species are threatened, with the rarest, Hamilton's frog, numbering less than 300.


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Chinese yellow sand hits Japan, South Korea: officials

Yahoo News 3 Mar 08;

Hazardous yellow sand from China covered parts of South Korea and Japan on Monday, keeping people indoors as Tokyo pressed Beijing to reveal more information to the public.

Schools were closed as the dust blanketed southern parts of the Korean peninsula, while Japan advised people to be cautious and predicted the dust would continue for another day.

Yellow dust -- fine sand from Mongolia's Gobi Desert which sometimes includes toxic chemical smog emitted by Chinese factories -- usually hits South Korea and Japan in the spring. It can cause respiratory disorders.

In Tokyo, Environment Minister Ichiro Kamoshita recently called on Beijing to disclose data on the yellow sand.

"About yellow sand, I am not quite sure how and why it can be regarded as a national secret," Kamoshita told a press conference last month.

"Air is connected beyond national borders, and yellow sand travels beyond borders. I think it is important we share information," he said.

Japan, China and South Korea have began joint research on the phenomenon. Japan's environment ministry recently began posting observation data and forecasts for dust waves on the Internet.

But according to Japan, China has refused to release its own data and has insisted that any joint findings be kept from the public.

In South Korea, nursery and elementary schools were shut down along the southern coast including in the country's second largest city of Busan.

Weather officials said the dust had blanketed much of South Korea and expected the yellow storm blanket would sweep the peninsula more often this year than in the past.

Dust and sand will also hit most of Japan until Tuesday except for the northernmost regions, the meteorological agency said.

By Monday, the sand already swept over the southern regions of Okinawa and Kyushu, where the dust could be seen on vehicles and on laundry out to dry.

Small businesses put plastic covering on their storefronts to avoid damage to their products, television footage showed.

Motorists were advised to exercise caution in southern Japanese cities including Kumamoto and Nagasaki, where visibility fell below five kilometres (three miles).


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Rising prices threaten millions with starvation, despite bumper crops

Geoffrey Lean, The Independent 2 Mar 08;

There has never been anything remotely like the food crisis that is now increasingly gripping the world, threatening millions with starvation. For it is happening at a time of bumper crops.

All the familiar signs of impending disaster are here, and in spades. Across the developing world already hungry people are now having to eat even less. Food stocks have plunged to record lows. Food prices have scaled new heights. Food riots are spreading around the globe. Yet the world is still harvesting record amounts of grain.

Three times over the past 60 years prices have soared in the same way. But each was the result of poor harvests, and each was reversed when good crops returned. This crisis is being caused not by shrinking supplies but by skyrocketing demand.

"This is the new face of hunger," said Josette Sheeran, the executive director of the UN's World Food Programme. "There is food on the shelves, but people are priced out of the market." Indeed, so great are the price rises that both her organisation and the US government's Agency for International Development, which buy their supplies on the open market, are having to draw up plans to cut back their aid.

Wheat prices have doubled in a year – and in just one day last week they shot up by 25 per cent. Stocks are lower than at any time since records began.

The chief reason for the escalating demand is the mushrooming middle class in developing countries, especially China and India, now growing by 50 million people a year. As people get better off they demand more meat, which mops up grain supplies, since it takes some 8lbs (3.5kg) of cereals to produce 1lb (450g) of beef.

Now cars, as well as cows, are out-competing hungry people, through the increasing use of corn for biofuels. By next year, predicts Lester Brown, president of the Washington-based Earth Policy Institute, almost a third of the US corn crop – which has traditionally helped to feed 100 nations – will go for fuel. Mr Brown points out that, in an increasingly fuel-scarce world, the price of corn will henceforth be tied to the mounting price of oil.

Already, 25 million people in India are believed to have cut their meals from two to one a day. The calorie intake from an average meal in El Salvador has fallen by half in less than two years. Riots have broken out from Mexico to Mauritania.

And if this is happening when harvests are good, what can we expect when they next fail? Global warming is making this ever more likely, and climatologists predict big crop reductions in poor countries. A supply crisis on top of a demand one – that is a recipe for catastrophe.


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Extreme weather kills 13 in Europe

Channel NewsAsia 3 Mar 08;

BERLIN : Hurricane-strength winds howled across Europe over the weekend, killing 13 people and leaving a trail of destruction as cars were blown off the road, roofs were ripped off and trees fell like matchsticks.

The storm, dubbed "Emma" by forecasters, brought with it winds of up to 200 kilometres an hour and heavy rains as it ripped its way across central Europe.

As the winds eased slightly on Sunday Germany reported five people dead, Austria four, the Czech Republic two and Poland two.

In Rhineland-Palatinate in western Germany a driver was crushed when a tree fell on his car, while a 72-year-old man in Bavaria perished when a gust of wind pushed his car into the path of an oncoming lorry, police said.

In Baden-Wuerttemberg a 19-year-old man was killed in another head-on collision caused by the wind, while in Saxony a 48-year-old woman died and four people were injured in a car crash caused by snow and strong winds.

In Saxony-Anhalt in eastern Germany a 48-year-old man died when winds made him lose control of his minivan on the motorway.

Six people were hurt when their bus was blown off the road and into a ditch in Bavaria, while rail passengers had a lucky escape near Bonn when their train hit a tree that had fallen on the line, ripping a large hole in the locomotive.

Across Germany, roads and railway lines were closed, roofs were ripped off houses, cars were overturned and power lines put out of action.

Authorities said tens of millions of euros (dollars) worth of damage has been caused.

The southern state of Bavaria was particularly badly hit, with 150,000 homes without electricity and heavy rain causing flooding, police said.

In Austria, where winds reached up to 166 kilometres per hour, two German tourists were killed on Saturday in separate incidents in the western province of Tyrol.

In the central Salzburg province, a taxi passenger was killed by rockfall apparently caused by the storm and a woman was crushed in Lower Austria when a tree squashed her car.

Some 10,000 homes in Upper Austria were without power, roads and sections of motorway had to be shut down and rail services around the country were severely disrupted.

Two people were also killed in the Czech Republic, emergency services said.

An 11-year-old girl died from her injuries after a tree fell on her in Libeznice, near Prague, while an 80-year-old man perished when a metal roof fell on top of him near Nymburk, in the east of the country.

About 40 people had to be evacuated from a block of flats in Prague after its roof was ripped off, and 100,000 people were without electricity in the western Karlovarsky region. Train services were disrupted across the country.

In Poland there were two fatalities including a 42-year-old killed when a tree blew over and flattened his car.

A 28-year-old man was also killed when a piece of metal blown off the lorry he was travelling behind hit his car 120 kilometres north of Warsaw.

Polish rescue services attended to 2,500 emergency calls overnight and on Sunday morning. Thousands of homes were left without power.

In the Netherlands, flights to and from Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport suffered severe delays as only one runway could be used for take-offs and landings.

The government also warned of potential flooding, while in Romania, flooding caused a bridge to collapse and four ports on the Black Sea were closed. - AFP/de


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World’s largest mangrove centre in city: Mumbai

Ashwin Aghor, Daily News and Analysis 3 Mar 08;

To be built over an area of 452 ha., it will help create awareness about the importance of mangroves

With the state forest minister Babanrao Pachpute announcing the world’s largest mangrove wetland centre in the city on Saturday, environmentalists have reason to celebrate.

The Conservation Action Trust will develop the centre in association with the state forest department.

The centre, first in India, is the brainchild of the trust and a result of the efforts of Vivek Kulkarni of Conservation Action Trust. It will be developed over 452 hectares at Bhandup along Eastern Express Highway.

“Mumbai cannot survive without mangroves. Despite their importance, mangrove forests are being neglected by a majority of the population. The centre aims to reach out to every resident of the city and increase awareness on the importance of mangroves,” said Debi Goenka of Conservation Action Trust. The centre would not just be an educational hub. It will have recreational value as well, Goenka added. The centre would be ready in next three years, he said.

The project also aims at providing employment to local people. “The success of a project depends on the support and involvement of local people. We have decided to involve local fisher folk in activities related to the centre, such as being a guide to the visitors,” said Kulkarni.

The key features of the centre include state-of-the-art visitor centre, orientation centre, information hubs, nature trails, bird ponds, boat rides, flamingo watch and curriculum based education modules and exhibits for children.

“The idea was conceived in 2001 with the objectives of mangrove protection by involving locals and to provide recreational space to Mumbaikars,” Kulkarni said. In all, 22 ponds would be developed to attract different kinds of birds, he said.

“Every year, around 1.5 million migratory birds visit the area. Over 200 species have been recorded from here,” Kulkarni said. Birds like flamingos, Ibis, Openbill Stork, Brahmani Duck, Teal, Steppe Eagle and Imperial Eagle visit the area.

“The centre is being developed on the lines of the Hong Kong Wetland Centre,” Kulkarni said. There are two mangrove wetland centres in the world - one at Hong Kong and the other at Singapore. The area of these centres is 80 acres and 60 hectares respectively.

Romulus Whitaker, the man who developed Crocodile Park in Chennai, will provide guidance on the species of reptiles found in the area, Kulkarni said. “We aim to include Thane creek under the Ramsal Convention for Wetlands, which was signed by 140 countries, including India, in 1971 to save wetlands all over the world,” he said.


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Best of our wild blogs: 3 Mar 08


Wet with the Naked ones on Chek Jawa
a drizzly but eventful outing on the boardwalk on the naked hermit crabs blog

Ketam Mountain Bike Park
the valiant Jungle Fowls explore on the toddycats blog

Pretty Pulau Ubin
cats and wildflowers on the colourful clouds blog

Exploring Tuas
on the manta blog and nature scouter blog and tidechaser blog

Changi hornbills in a hole
on the bird ecology blog

Only 4% of untouched ocean left
on the hantu blog

Introducing BBC Radio Programme - Heart & Soul
on the flying fish friends blog


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Outrage at plan to destroy Bahrain reef: "Why is the coral reef worth nothing?"

Geoffrey Bew, Gulf Daily News 2 Mar 08;

AN environmental campaigner has attacked plans to rip out one of Bahrain's coral reefs. The country risks losing its natural habitat forever unless urgent changes are made to planning policies, says Environment Friends Society (EFS) president Khawla Al Muhannadi.

She was commenting on the decision to rip out a coral reef standing in the way of the $2.5 billion (BD945 million) Bahrain Bay development.

The Manama Municipal Council last month gave permission for its removal only days after experts warned at a conference in Bahrain that the Gulf was sitting on an environmental time-bomb, thanks to "reckless" land reclamation.

"We cannot have such a decision taken without having a public inquiry," Ms Al Muhannadi told the GDN.

"There should be a proper environmental impact assessment and a public hearing involving Non-Government Organisations (NGOs) and interested parties. They (the developers) should also talk to the people who are losing their livelihoods because of it," she said.

"If you have to knock down someone's house as part of a development, you have to compensate them and at least take their permission."

Ms Al Muhannadi warned that the importance of Bahrain's natural habitat was being swept aside amid the frantic pace of development.

"Why is the coral reef and natural habitat of the country worth nothing?" she asked.

"If we continue to do things this way, we will lose more and more and we will not be able to go back.

"We cannot wake up one day to realise we made a mistake as nothing will be left."

Ms Al Muhannadi said the EFS would consider what action it could take against the decision before deciding upon its next step.

The fasht, which is located between the King Faisal Corniche and the bay, is blocking work on water channels for the project and developers asked permission to remove it.

The council blocked removal of the reef last June to investigate alleged unlicensed land reclamation at the site.

But the probe was later suspended by Municipalities and Agriculture Affairs Minister Mansoor bin Rajab, as councillors failed to identify the type of violation, or those behind it.

Councillors then unanimously voted in favour of the removal, which they said would ensure a better water flow in the area, already crowded by major developmental projects.

The Bahrain Bay project will include commercial, residential and retail properties, set along the Manama waterfront, with the country's first Four Seasons Hotel as the centrepiece.

It will feature outdoor cafes, shops, restaurants and residential properties from high-rise buildings, condominiums, villas and hotel-serviced apartments.

Around 25,000 people are expected to occupy the finished project, which is being developed in an area of around two million cubic square metres and is set for completion in 2011.

The development is a joint venture between Arcapita Bank and a Bahrain-based private investment group and will also house the global headquarters for Arcapita.


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Wild elephants destroy hundreds of hectares of people`s plantation

Antara 2 Mar 08;

Tapaktuan (ANTARA News) - Three of wild elephants were reported to have trampled down hundreds of hectares of plantation area belonging to the residents of Kapa Sesak and Naca villages in Trumon sub-district, Nanggroe Aceh Darussalam (NAD).

"Since the last one week, the wild giant animals have destroyed hundreds of hectares of residential plantation in some villages," head of the Trumon sub-district administration H Lahmudin said here on Sunday.

According to him, a band of wild elephants destroyed hundreds of hectares of crops, paddy, palm tree and patchouli farming areas.

He hoped that such troubles caused by wild elephants could be addressed by encumbent power elite as a wayout to stop further material losses inflicting local residents.

Such conflict between the elephants and human beings at the foot of Mount Leuser subsided after the wild elephants` trouble shooter team from the Natural Resources Conservation Agency in early January this year went to the location.

Kapa Sesak Village Head Alfandi and Pinto Rimba village Head Zakaria said a band of protected wild elephants attacked the plantation area in the afternoon till the evening.

"Much material losses suffered by the local residents and we hope a wild elephants` trouble shooter team could immediately go to the field to overcome the menace," Alfandi said. (*)


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Big storm over China winter storms

Sim Chi Yin, Straits Times 3 Mar 08;

In the final part looking at the aftermath of the blizzards in China, The Straits Times examines the challenges facing the authorities, who also have a lot of answering to do

WEI XIN COUNTY (YUNNAN) - THE snow has melted and the sun is out. But China is still facing many tough challenges posed by the worst winter weather to hit the country's south in decades.

Across the 21 affected provinces ill-prepared for the blizzards, the authorities recorded 129 deaths, 1.66 million people made homeless and losses of more than 151 billion yuan (S$30 billion) in ruined livestock, livelihoods and infrastructure - greater than the cost exacted by the Sars crisis of 2003.

The latest disaster destroyed swathes of arable land, set forest reserves back a few decades and laid bare the fragility of the country's basic infrastructure. Roads and railways were crippled and power pylons collapsed like a pack of cards.

Beijing has promised to rebuild battered homes by June and ordered all power grids to be restored by the end of this month. The transport system is now on the mend.

But more than exposing the country's physical vulnerabilities, the winter storms cast a shadow over the government's grip on crisis management, note observers.

As the state reaches into its deep coffers and channels billions of yuan to rebuild and offer relief, questions are being raised and fingers pointed.

The more daring among local news publications ask: Why wasn't there better coordination between the weather and transport authorities? Why were local power networks so weak? Who should take responsibility for the slow official response?

The official explanation is in that now-tired phrase: that the storms were the 'worst in 50 years' and thus caught officials and local residents off-guard.

But news reports have unearthed precedents, showing that the badly hit central province of Hunan, for instance, had faced another 'worst in 50 years' storm in February 2005.

While some public accounting is expected at this week's annual National People's Congress session, some commentators have concluded that 'at least half of this disaster was man-made...a bureaucratic calamity'.

Yes, Beijing and local governments alike 'took the issue too lightly at the start and then got flustered', said legal scholar and crisis management expert Mo Jihong, of the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences.

But it was the scale and timing of the blizzards - over the peak Chinese New Year travel period - that made them as crippling as they were, he added.

Still, there is little doubt that the government was unprepared and local officials waited for Beijing's command before acting, he noted.

'This should be a lesson for them,' he said, arguing that a ministry should be set up to streamline China's response to emergencies.

Also, instead of simply repairing the power grid, the weak power infrastructure should eventually be upgraded, with Beijing raising the anti-frost requirements for pylons and cables across the board, said Prof Mo, weighing in on the debate that has emerged over whether China should invest in weather-proofing itself against future winter storms of similar magnitude.

He added: 'The thinking has been: if we can fix the problem with a three-yuan solution, why use an eight-yuan one? But I think we will learn from this episode.'

Beyond the nuts and bolts, Beijing and local governments face the perhaps more difficult task of rebuilding their public image.

Already, at the height of the storms in late January and early February, the state's propaganda machinery went into overdrive, trumpeting the massive relief efforts and eulogising relief workers who had sacrificed their lives in the disaster.

Top leaders were shown comforting victims, with Premier Wen Jiabao making whistle-stop tours and saying 'sorry' to the hordes of stranded migrant workers.

That meant little to migrants persuaded to forgo their annual New Year visit home and to others like electronics factory worker Wu Yuntao, 29, who took nine days to go from Shanghai to his home in Wei Xin county in north-east Yunnan - instead of the usual three.

He did not pay much attention to what politicians were doing, he said. 'We were just trying to get home, and we were starving and stuck on the train.'

Though Mr Wen's appearance moved some, that sort of propaganda stunt is 'beginning to look more and more fake to the regular Chinese media consumer', noted Mr David Bandurski, of the University of Hong Kong's China Media Project. 'It's not enough anymore.'

As Mr Huang Mao, 21, who came home to Wei Xin from his factory job in the coastal province of Jiangsu last week, put it: 'I see leaders on TV, expressing their concern for the people. But when I got home, I realise that yet again, out here, no one seems to care about us.'


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Australian drought easing but not over: experts

Yahoo News 2 Mar 08;

Australia's worst drought in a century is finally showing signs of easing, giving devastated farmers reason for hope as the southern hemisphere autumn begins, forecasters said.

The National Climate Centre (NCC) said Australia enjoyed its wettest summer in about seven years, effectively ending the drought in some areas, although many more remain parched by the phenomenon known locally as "The Big Dry".

"The outlook is reasonably promising, it's one of the more encouraging summers we've seen for a while," NCC climatologist Blair Trewin told AFP.

Trewin said much of the rainfall has been localised, causing flooding in areas of Queensland and New South Wales states during January and February.

He said Australia had experienced two droughts in recent years, a short-term one affecting much of the country's south-east which began in 2006 and a longer-term one that has impacted on some areas for up to a decade.

Trewin said the worst-hit areas over the long term were south east Queensland state, southern Victoria and south west Western Australia, as well as the Murray-Darling river basin, the country's agricultural heartland.

"That short-term drought is essentially behind us now," he said.

"However, we've had in many areas a period of five to 10 years where there has consistently been low rainfall over sustained periods."

He said the El Nino weather pattern associated with the drought was over and farmers were hopeful it would be followed by a La Nina, which usually brings high rainfall.

"The rainfall in New South Wales and Queensland is showing the patterns of a La Nina and the indications are that will continue in the autumn, which tips the odds in favour of above normal rainfall in south-eastern Australia.

"As to whether we get the sustained heavy rains needed to make a long-term difference is still a very open question."

El Nino is an occasional warming of the central and eastern Pacific Ocean that typically happens every four to seven years and disrupts weather patterns from the western seaboard of Latin America to East Africa for 12-18 months.

It is often followed by a La Nina weather pattern, which occurs when the Pacific cools, increasing rainfall.

National Farmers Federation president David Crombie said the recent rains were "hugely beneficial".

"What we've seen is a good old-fashioned summer wet season pattern," he told Australian Associated Press.

"I think the rain has just brought a lot of heart to a lot of producers who've really being going through some very tough times."

He pointed out, however, that 60 percent of Queensland was still officially in drought.

"The fact that we've had rain doesn't mean that the need for drought assistance disappears overnight," Crombie said.

Australia's federal government has committed more than three billion dollars (2.64 billion US) to drought relief since 2001.

Official figures released last month showed drought cut 10 percent off the value of Australia's agricultural production in 2006-07, taking total output down to 34.2 billion dollars (32.3 billion US).


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True cost of gold?

Gold upstream, poison downstream in Philippines fairy mountain
Cecil Morella, Yahoo News 2 Mar 08;

Fortune favours the brave in this gold rush region of the southern Philippines, but the poison that goes with the new wealth spares no one.

Drawing thousands of dreamers and desperadoes into its honeycomb of tunnels for a generation, the logged-out mountain 120 kilometres (75 miles) north of Davao City has yielded some 2.7 million ounces of the precious metal, according to official estimates.

Franco Tito, a former hired gun who is the senior elected official in this village named after a woodland fairy, awards honour students with gold medals and packs a .45-calibre gun, a stark reminder of the region's violent past.

He worries about the stream that bisects the community of some 40,000 people -- it is choked with plastic, garbage and the milky-coloured detritus of the area's preferred antiquated mining process.

The tailings -- residue from the process of separating the gold from the ore -- run into the Naboc stream and eventually poison the Agusan, one of the country's largest river basins.

"There were four major problems when I arrived here -- law and order, legality, taxation and siltation. I have solved the first three, and now I want to solve the fourth," he told AFP.

Liquid mercury, a highly regulated substance, is openly sold here for 1,200 pesos (29.50 dollars) a kilogram in stores that also stock food.

Shabby huts made of plywood and sheets of corrugated tin cling precariously to cliffsides. Dirt bikes ply the muddy roads. The main causes of death are landslides and tunnel cave-ins.

The miners are still paid in ore, not cash. After school, children pound the ore into dust.

Many residents suffer the effects of mercury poisoning, as the heavy metal is used to separate the gold from the ore and contaminates food and water.

"You need a kilo (2.2 pounds) of mercury to process 270 kilos of ore," said Guillermo Carmona, who was kicked out of the Philippine Army after he was found to be moonlighting here.

He sports a tattoo of his old infantry unit along with a thick gold chain and pendant, visible reward from his backyard mill, a series of huge metal centrifugal drums that are spun by motor to separate the gold from the crushed rock.

"We have a siltation problems at the Naboc river," said Arturo Uy, governor of Compostela Valley province. "A few years ago there was a plan to put up a tailings dam, but I do not know what happened to the funding."

A UN-funded study in 1999 found methyl mercury contamination of nearly three times over the safe ceiling for rice, mussels and fish harvested from the Naboc or farms irrigated by its water.

The Institute for Forensic Medicine at Germany's Ludwig-Maximilians University also found high levels of mercury contamination in the area.

Fortune hunters flooded in after September 1983, when a Mandaya tribal elder first panned the yellow metal on the Naboc river. They promptly bastardised the hamlet's name to "diwalwal," slang that refers to exhaustion after hard work boring holes through rock on the mountainside.

Tito, who still moves around with armed bodyguards, does not dispute rumours that he has killed at least 40 men, saying: "We were all illegals, so none of the killings were reported to the authorities."

There were few winners in the land grab that followed the discovery of gold here, and most of them are now firmly entrenched in local politics.

"In the old days this was the wild wild west," Tito said, recounting his transformation from army misfit, neighbourhood tough, bodyguard and mineshaft guard, to a key stakeholder, thwarting three assassination attempts along the way.

"All sorts of undesirables were drawn here -- discharged soldiers and police, hoods, holdup men, kidnappers, rapists, ex-convicts, fugitives, people who welshed on their debts," he said.

The national government was largely absent in the early days, and it was cut out of the spoils since by law small-scale miners need only pay income tax.

Instead miners forked out a "revolutionary tax," essentially extortion money extracted by the self-styled New People's Army to fund its deadly decades-old Maoist insurgency.

Last month, the guerrillas attacked a mill near here, killing two bodyguards of the Monkayo town mayor, Manuel Brillantes.

In 2002 President Gloria Arroyo declared Mount Diwata and surrounding areas a mineral reservation, laying out plans to bid out the property to mining companies which would employ modern methods and safeguard the environment.

But after paying for their right to be here with blood, the locals are indignant.

"We don't want Diwalwal to remain like this," Governor Uy said. "But we will oppose its turnover to a foreign-owned company."

Tito said: "Convert this into a highly mechanised, large-scale operation and that would be throwing thousands of people out of work."


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Nipah virus returns to Bangladesh, killing 8 people

Channel NewsAsia 3 Mar 08;

DHAKA : The deadly Nipah virus has returned to Bangladesh, killing at least eight people since the latest outbreak was confirmed, officials said on Sunday.

Nipah induces flu-like symptoms that often lead to encephalitis and coma, with at least a 70 percent mortality rate in Bangladesh. The latest outbreak was confirmed on Friday.

"So far eight people including four children have died in the latest outbreak of the Nipah virus in (central) Manikganj and Rajbari districts," said Mahmudur Rahman, a senior health official.

"Several others are in critical condition. We told people not to be panicked. We have also increased surveillance in the affected area," he said.

At least 89 people have died of the virus since the first outbreak in 2001. The Bangladesh government has set up a detection laboratory to speed up testing for any outbreak.

In 2004, the same two districts reported the worst outbreak, when nearly 40 people died, and the United States Centre for Disease Control and Prevention was called in to help combat the disease.

The virus, named after the Malaysian village where it was first detected, jumped the species barrier from fruit bats to pigs and then to humans in October 1998. It is believed to be caught through direct contact with pigs.

In 1999, 256 people in Malaysia fell ill with the disease, and four in 10 patients died. More than a million pigs were slaughtered to help curb its spread. - AFP/de


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'Green' packaging in Singapore

When less is often the best ...
Cutting down on packaging benefits companies and the environment
Sheralyn Tay, Today Online 3 Mar 08;

WHEN it comes to "greening" one's packaging, less is often best.

In fact, the tweaks to make a packaging more environmentally friendly are often calculated in microns — or millionths of a metre, tweaks so tiny they'd fit right on the full-stop at the end of this sentence.

Small these changes may be, but they have reaped big savings for at least three food manufacturers who are part of the Singapore Packaging Agreement, a five-year voluntary project launched last June that aims to reduce packaging waste at the source.

Such "encouraging results" received mention by the Ministry of Environment and Water Resources in the Committee of Supply debate on Friday, in which waste management was a topic of concern.

At Boncafé, all it took was to make their coffee sachets thinner by 20 microns to 120 microns, said factory manager Mr Eric Huber.

"We worked closely with our packaging vendor to find the ideal thickness for our packaging," he said. "We wanted to find a thickness that would not compromise our coffee, but one that would also cut down on waste."

The 20 micron reduction incurred no cost to implement, and has so far saved them a "very modest calculation" of at least $6,000, as well as 1,500kg of packaging material.

This year, Mr Huber expects to chalk up savings of $12,000 to $18,000. And he expects to save even more as the company looks at package reduction for their coffee filters and tea bags.

According to Mr Sunny Koh, group managing director of Chinatown Food Corporation as well as deputy chairman of the Singapore Packaging Agreement, manufacturers can look at reducing packaging in a few ways. The cheapest is to work with their vendor to make packaging thinner, as this does not require any additional cost.

Another is "right sizing the packet", he said. "Potato chip bags, for example, are only about 30 per cent chips and 70 per cent nitrogen (used to keep food fresh) … But if the bag size were reduced to about half, the manufacturer will use less material, as well as nitrogen which is very expensive."

And, while a redesign takes a bit more money to implement, the savings are also greater as there are trickle-down savings from transportation and warehousing which all charge by cubic metres. "So, if a snack food company makes all these changes, they can save a lot of money," he added.

For Mr Koh's company, thinning the plastic packaging of their range of frozen roti prata and rice balls (tang yuan) by a mere 10 microns has saved them $36,000 a year and 8.4 tonnes of plastic a year.

And it doesn't even take changes to a whole product line to be rewarded. By reducing the thickness of tin from 0.25mm to 0.22mm for the cans of their popular Milo drink, Nestle Singapore will save a whopping 9.5 mega-tonnes of tin and $12,500 a year.

According to a Nestle spokesperson, there are plans to increase efforts across the supply chain on reduction, re-use and recycling of packaging material like outer cartons.

As the "pioneer" signatories to the Singapore Packaging Agreement, all three businesses hope to set an example.

Said Nestle: "This will be a good start as other companies can be encouraged to explore and even initiate other packaging waste reduction initiatives."

Mr Huber hopes companies "rethink" their attitude towards packaging minimisation. "The sentiment is of resistance," he told Today. "I think people are aware of the need but they think it's troublesome and are afraid it won't work."

As a business, he pointed out, relooking packaging is not only cost efficient and environmentally responsible, it's also a part of business innovation and can be incorporated into branding and updating of a brand profile.


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Recycling in Singapore: It is time to stop waste at its source

Why squander resources on waste that can be avoided in the first place?
Sheralyn Tay, Today Online 3 Mar 08;

AT Dover Park View, more than 1.5 tonnes of recyclables are collected a month from residents — that is a lot of wastage averted. But the condominium is in a minority, as only 38 per cent of all condominiums in Singapore have recycling programmes.

That will soon change, with the Government announcing on Friday that it would go ahead with making it mandatory for all condominiums and private apartments to provide residents with convenient recycling facilities. Implementation will begin this year and in phases.

There are even plans to build future HDB homes fitted with separate refuse chutes for recyclables — such chutes are being pilot tested right now. Recycling, right in the home — how convenient is that!

That's only another step along the way of the National Recycling Programme (NRP), launched in 2001. Seven years on, the participation rate of recycling in the door-to-door programme has risen from 15 per cent in 2001 to 63 per cent.

Today, all HDB blocks and even many landed houses have access to such a service through appointed Public Waste Collectors, even as steps have also been taken to ensure at least one recycling receptacle located every five blocks.

Since the NRP started, the amount of recyclables collected has jumped from 1,600 tonnes in 2001 to 20,700 tonnes.

But has the "Reduce, reuse, recycle" mantra truly sunk in?

Even with all the infrastructure that has been put in place and the national campaigns to support them, there is still the perception that more can be done.

Perhaps one area that bears some consideration is that we are focused too much on what to with our waste, and not thinking about where it comes from in the first place.

While recycling plays a critical role in reducing the use of raw material — a cornerstone of mitigating climate change — the process itself is still energy and resource intensive.

It is all very easy, and not to mention feel-good, to haul a large bag of recyclables to the recycling bin every other day, but should there be a need to in the first place?

The authorities have done their part, what needs to be addressed more strongly is our mindset towards waste. What is the use of wasting energy and resources on waste that could be avoided in the first place?

In many parts of Europe and in the United States, what drives waste minimisation efforts is the cost of refuse collection and a "producer-pays" tax on manufacturers.

It has not yet come to that in Singapore. But it may happen one day. Even as current efforts have driven waste-generation rates down from 7,600 to 7,030 tons a day, we are still down to our last landfill — on Semakau Island — which, at our current rate of waste generation, will run out of space in 2045.

Steps like the Singapore Packaging Agreement and the Bring Your Own Bag campaign are indeed good first steps to take, and though some raise the point of how these movements can be ramped up, I think they miss the point.

We have to stop looking at what other people can do to help us be green. Instead, let us look to our own behaviour.

Can we — in the absence of campaigns — be more conscious of our own consumption? Do we really need plastic spoons with our take-away food? Can we do away with plastic straws? Is it really necessary to pack every single fancy little bread bun into a separate little baggie?

Rather than leaving it to someone else to do the asking, the cajoling or the stick-wielding, it is timely and much more efficient if we stopped waste at its source rather than ponder over new ways to deal with it.

Recyling can pay – for everyone
Letter from Ng Mau Wan, Today Online 3 Mar 08;

I REFER to the letter "Recycling: Cooperation vital" (Feb 28). As several organisations are promoting recycling as a way of life, I would like to share what I saw during a visit to Ann Arbor, Michigan in the United States.

Many supermarkets there provide a recycling service with a cash payback incentive.

They use machines that scan the sizes of the empty bottles and containers that are returned, including plastic and glass ones.

A receipt showing the values of the returned items is printed and customers can cash the receipt at the supermarket whether or not they buy anything there.

Our big supermarket chains should provide this service. They can in turn recoup the refunded money by selling the bottles and containers to recycling companies. This would be a win-win situation for everyone.


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UK recycling material 'being dumped as landfill'

Andy Bloxham, The Telegraph 2 Mar 08;

Thousands of tons of material put out to be recycled by environmentally conscious Britons secretly ends up at landfill, it has emerged.

Around 240,000 tons of paper, glass and plastic is either dumped or burned after being collected in green bins and bags by local council staff, according to the Local Government Association, which represents town halls across the country.

However, the true amount could be much higher as only around half of local authorities submitted their data.

Environmentalists and Tory MPs said the figures showed the Government was not giving councils enough help in recycling effectively.

Michael Warhurst, a senior recycling campaigner for Friends of the Earth, said: "It is a vast amount and it shows that the way many councils are approaching recycling is just not working.

"The Government needs to be much clearer on how councils can recycle effectively and take charge of a worrying situation.

"Everything that householders put out to be recycled should actually be recycled."

Eric Pickles, the Shadow Local Government Secretary, said it made a mockery of people's efforts to separate cans, bottles and paper at home.

He said: "I think families across the country will be shocked to learn that the cans and bottles they dutifully put out for recycling are being secretly dumped.

"Most people want to do their bit but this sort of thing undermines confidence."

The LGA surveyed all 410 councils in England and Wales to compile its recycling and waste disposal figures for 2006-7 but only around half responded. The figures showed in some local authorities as much as one in every eight items put out for recycling ended up on a tip.

In Worcestershire, for example, 110,459 tons of recycling was put out but 14,509 tons was dumped or burned. Similar amounts were dumped by Tynedale and Wansbeck councils in the north-east and Kings Lynn in Norfolk.

Kings Lynn Conservative Councillor Derek Prodger, who represents the Bedwardine ward, said large loads of recycling could be sent to landfill because of a small amount of contamination. There are currently two main ways in which councils can operate a recycling scheme: 'co-mingling' where cans, bottles and paper are mixed together to be sorted later, and kerb-side collection, where householders sort the materials before collection.

However, recycling material can be contaminated by householders not cleaning containers properly or by bottles breaking among cans and paper. All that contaminated material is then either incinerated or sent to landfill.

Environmental campaigners say co-mingling allows councils to massage figures by claiming they are recycling waste which actually ends up at landfill. Paul Bettison, chairman of the Local Government Association Environment Board, said the 240,000 tons was only 1.6 per cent of the total recycling material collected.

He added: "Local people, businesses and councils work tirelessly to boost recycling rates."


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James Lovelock on what to do about climate change: 'Enjoy life while you can'

Decca Aitkenhead, The Guardian 1 Mar 08;

Climate science maverick James Lovelock believes catastrophe is inevitable, carbon offsetting is a joke and ethical living a scam. So what would he do?

In 1965 executives at Shell wanted to know what the world would look like in the year 2000. They consulted a range of experts, who speculated about fusion-powered hovercrafts and "all sorts of fanciful technological stuff". When the oil company asked the scientist James Lovelock, he predicted that the main problem in 2000 would be the environment. "It will be worsening then to such an extent that it will seriously affect their business," he said.

"And of course," Lovelock says, with a smile 43 years later, "that's almost exactly what's happened."

Lovelock has been dispensing predictions from his one-man laboratory in an old mill in Cornwall since the mid-1960s, the consistent accuracy of which have earned him a reputation as one of Britain's most respected - if maverick - independent scientists.

Working alone since the age of 40, he invented a device that detected CFCs, which helped detect the growing hole in the ozone layer, and introduced the Gaia hypothesis, a revolutionary theory that the Earth is a self-regulating super-organism. Initially ridiculed by many scientists as new age nonsense, today that theory forms the basis of almost all climate science.

For decades, his advocacy of nuclear power appalled fellow environmentalists - but recently increasing numbers of them have come around to his way of thinking. His latest book, The Revenge of Gaia, predicts that by 2020 extreme weather will be the norm, causing global devastation; that by 2040 much of Europe will be Saharan; and parts of London will be underwater. The most recent Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) report deploys less dramatic language - but its calculations aren't a million miles away from his.

As with most people, my panic about climate change is equalled only by my confusion over what I ought to do about it. A meeting with Lovelock therefore feels a little like an audience with a prophet. Buried down a winding track through wild woodland, in an office full of books and papers and contraptions involving dials and wires, the 88-year-old presents his thoughts with a quiet, unshakable conviction that can be unnerving. More alarming even than his apocalyptic climate predictions is his utter certainty that almost everything we're trying to do about it is wrong.

On the day we meet, the Daily Mail has launched a campaign to rid Britain of plastic shopping bags. The initiative sits comfortably within the current canon of eco ideas, next to ethical consumption, carbon offsetting, recycling and so on - all of which are premised on the calculation that individual lifestyle adjustments can still save the planet. This is, Lovelock says, a deluded fantasy. Most of the things we have been told to do might make us feel better, but they won't make any difference. Global warming has passed the tipping point, and catastrophe is unstoppable.

"It's just too late for it," he says. "Perhaps if we'd gone along routes like that in 1967, it might have helped. But we don't have time. All these standard green things, like sustainable development, I think these are just words that mean nothing. I get an awful lot of people coming to me saying you can't say that, because it gives us nothing to do. I say on the contrary, it gives us an immense amount to do. Just not the kinds of things you want to do."

He dismisses eco ideas briskly, one by one. "Carbon offsetting? I wouldn't dream of it. It's just a joke. To pay money to plant trees, to think you're offsetting the carbon? You're probably making matters worse. You're far better off giving to the charity Cool Earth, which gives the money to the native peoples to not take down their forests."

Do he and his wife try to limit the number of flights they take? "No we don't. Because we can't." And recycling, he adds, is "almost certainly a waste of time and energy", while having a "green lifestyle" amounts to little more than "ostentatious grand gestures". He distrusts the notion of ethical consumption. "Because always, in the end, it turns out to be a scam ... or if it wasn't one in the beginning, it becomes one."

Somewhat unexpectedly, Lovelock concedes that the Mail's plastic bag campaign seems, "on the face of it, a good thing". But it transpires that this is largely a tactical response; he regards it as merely more rearrangement of Titanic deckchairs, "but I've learnt there's no point in causing a quarrel over everything". He saves his thunder for what he considers the emptiest false promise of all - renewable energy.

"You're never going to get enough energy from wind to run a society such as ours," he says. "Windmills! Oh no. No way of doing it. You can cover the whole country with the blasted things, millions of them. Waste of time."

This is all delivered with an air of benign wonder at the intractable stupidity of people. "I see it with everybody. People just want to go on doing what they're doing. They want business as usual. They say, 'Oh yes, there's going to be a problem up ahead,' but they don't want to change anything."

Lovelock believes global warming is now irreversible, and that nothing can prevent large parts of the planet becoming too hot to inhabit, or sinking underwater, resulting in mass migration, famine and epidemics. Britain is going to become a lifeboat for refugees from mainland Europe, so instead of wasting our time on wind turbines we need to start planning how to survive. To Lovelock, the logic is clear. The sustainability brigade are insane to think we can save ourselves by going back to nature; our only chance of survival will come not from less technology, but more.

Nuclear power, he argues, can solve our energy problem - the bigger challenge will be food. "Maybe they'll synthesise food. I don't know. Synthesising food is not some mad visionary idea; you can buy it in Tesco's, in the form of Quorn. It's not that good, but people buy it. You can live on it." But he fears we won't invent the necessary technologies in time, and expects "about 80%" of the world's population to be wiped out by 2100. Prophets have been foretelling Armageddon since time began, he says. "But this is the real thing."

Faced with two versions of the future - Kyoto's preventative action and Lovelock's apocalypse - who are we to believe? Some critics have suggested Lovelock's readiness to concede the fight against climate change owes more to old age than science: "People who say that about me haven't reached my age," he says laughing.

But when I ask if he attributes the conflicting predictions to differences in scientific understanding or personality, he says: "Personality."

There's more than a hint of the controversialist in his work, and it seems an unlikely coincidence that Lovelock became convinced of the irreversibility of climate change in 2004, at the very point when the international consensus was coming round to the need for urgent action. Aren't his theories at least partly driven by a fondness for heresy?

"Not a bit! Not a bit! All I want is a quiet life! But I can't help noticing when things happen, when you go out and find something. People don't like it because it upsets their ideas."

But the suspicion seems confirmed when I ask if he's found it rewarding to see many of his climate change warnings endorsed by the IPCC. "Oh no! In fact, I'm writing another book now, I'm about a third of the way into it, to try and take the next steps ahead."

Interviewers often remark upon the discrepancy between Lovelock's predictions of doom, and his good humour. "Well I'm cheerful!" he says, smiling. "I'm an optimist. It's going to happen."

Humanity is in a period exactly like 1938-9, he explains, when "we all knew something terrible was going to happen, but didn't know what to do about it". But once the second world war was under way, "everyone got excited, they loved the things they could do, it was one long holiday ... so when I think of the impending crisis now, I think in those terms. A sense of purpose - that's what people want."

At moments I wonder about Lovelock's credentials as a prophet. Sometimes he seems less clear-eyed with scientific vision than disposed to see the version of the future his prejudices are looking for. A socialist as a young man, he now favours market forces, and it's not clear whether his politics are the child or the father of his science. His hostility to renewable energy, for example, gets expressed in strikingly Eurosceptic terms of irritation with subsidies and bureaucrats. But then, when he talks about the Earth - or Gaia - it is in the purest scientific terms all.

"There have been seven disasters since humans came on the earth, very similar to the one that's just about to happen. I think these events keep separating the wheat from the chaff. And eventually we'll have a human on the planet that really does understand it and can live with it properly. That's the source of my optimism."

What would Lovelock do now, I ask, if he were me? He smiles and says: "Enjoy life while you can. Because if you're lucky it's going to be 20 years before it hits the fan."


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Turn your nose up at eco-snobs

Nigel Farndale, The Telegraph 2 Mar 08;

What was it, this frisson that passed between the young woman behind the counter at Pret A Manger and me? It wasn't flirtation, exactly. It was more conspiratorial than that. A knowing look. A social judgment shared.

As she asked me if I wanted a plastic bag for my two items - a (wild) salmon sandwich and a banana - the man at the head of the queue next to mine was asked the same question by another assistant. He had a sandwich and an apple. The point is, I said no. He said yes. That was when the look was exchanged.

That, I am ashamed to admit, was the moment I felt superior, if only by one degree, if only for a second. The man had committed a faux pas. He had transgressed an unwritten ethical code. He had fallen foul of the new morality, which actually, if you think about it, is also the new snobbery.

It is apparent everywhere. In a restaurant the other night our companions asked us if we wanted sparkling water or whether we were happy with a jug of tap. The clue to the correct answer was in the word "happy". We went with the tap. It wasn't that we were being cheap - but we probably were being a little smug. My wife and I are paid-up members of the enlightened middle classes, you see. Our consciousnesses have been raised. We are E, the modern equivalent of U.

Just as Nancy Mitford divided society into the upper classes and the aspiring middle classes - that is, into U and Non-U - so society is being divided into the environmentally aware and environmentally unaware, or E and Non-E. It satisfies a need we seem to have to judge one another.

The modern equivalent of saying "toilet", "serviette" or "pardon" is leaving your television on stand-by, driving a Chelsea tractor, arriving at Waitrose without your own heavy-duty carrier bags, popping into Starbucks without your own reusable mug, walking past the shelves selling organic, Fairtrade and free-range, or flying long-haul when you don't really need to (and without offsetting your carbon footprint). I tell you, it's a social minefield out there.

Even going to Glastonbury has become Non-E. I know - that surprises me, too. I thought Glastonbury was the ultimate in environmental chic, a demonstration that you suckle at the teat of Mother Earth, that you are in touch with your inner solstice. But no - for the bien pensants, Glastonbury is ruled out this year. And this comes straight from the top: Thom Yorke, the lead singer of Radiohead. Why? Because it doesn't have "an adequate public transport infrastructure in place". Radiohead, he added in an article in the Sun on Thursday, "are doing everything we can to minimise our impact on the environment".

Hmm. Could this be the moment when the backlash starts? It is, after all, a scientifically verifiable fact there is nothing in this world more annoying than being lectured by a pop star. According to this premise, the blame for the Iraq war rests squarely on the shoulders of Ms Dynamite. Had she not argued in March 2003 the invasion should not be allowed to happen, it wouldn't have happened. Her annoying intervention was, for George W Bush and Tony Blair, the tipping point.

Being harangued by a newspaper comes a close second. The Independent has been banging the environmental drum for a few years now - ever since its editor-in-chief, Simon Kelner, had lunch with Laurie David, Hollywood's richest and most glamorous eco-warrior, the woman who holds "eco-salons" for Leonardo Di Caprio, Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie et al. But at least the Independent?'s heart is in the right place.

More disturbing is the come-lately arrival on the eco-worthy scene of the Daily Mail. About five years ago that paper's standard response to an eco story was merciless ridicule. Last week it dedicated its front page to a campaign to stop us using plastic bags. Perhaps its canny editor had tested the air and knew that Sainsbury's and Tesco were about to announce plans to reduce plastic bags by a billion a year anyway. Hmm, again.

Being lectured by a posh person comes third. I wonder how much longer the green revolution took to filter into the mainstream because the Prince of Wales was leading it. Don't get me wrong, I think he is a visionary, a true philosopher prince. But given that the other two leading figures in the green movement, the Eton-educated Jonathon Porritt and the Stowe-educated George Monbiot, are also pretty posh, there may have been some inverted snobbery in the slowness of the eco uptake.

On the other hand, perhaps in some subliminal way this association of greenness with poshness explains the current vogue for going green among the aspiring middle classes. David Cameron (Eton-educated, of course, and for once this seems relevant to the discussion) has been canny in the way he has exploited this fashion.

I hope there isn't a backlash, by the way. I'm all for recycling, sustainability, diversity, lowering carbon emissions and everything. But I do think the eco-awareness game has to be played more subtly than it is being played at the moment. When the BSE scare was at its height, there were those contrarians among us who made a point of ordering rare beef as a gesture of defiance. Others deliberately wore fur when that became the cause célèbre.

When councils start preaching at us, that really winds us up. If people were allowed to use recycling bins when they needed to, I reckon they would. But we resent being treated like children and told we can't have collections every week because we don't know what's best for us.

And how galling it must be for my parents' generation to be told not to waste things when they have lived through rationing and know all about the benefits of frugality. If there is one thing the British hate more than having their environment needlessly destroyed, overheated or squandered, it is being preached at by busybodies, puritans and snobs.

The eco-snobs are the worst. It is not enough they get to feel better about themselves for doing the right thing environmentally; they have to make someone else feel worse. Make them feel small, vulgar, immoral. I caught myself doing it in that queue the other day. And shame on me for that.

The green test: are you an eco-snob?
The Telegraph 2 Mar 08;

Last Updated: 12:01am GMT 02/03/2008

What does the term 'green' mean to you?
# Turn your nose up at eco-snobs
# Your view: Do you feel harassed by eco snobs?

a) It's the symbolic colour of environmentalism, chosen for its association with nature, health and growth.

b) It's the colour of envy, isn't it? Excuse me while I park my Subaru Monster 5.2i.

c) Er, isn't it the colour of the little men who live on Mars?

You get invited to Glastonbury festival. Do you say…

a) No thank you, Glastonbury does not have an adequate public transport infrastructure in place.

b) Great, I hear Morrissey might be playing this year.

c) Have a toke on this. Go on, man, you'll thank me.

When you switch the television off at night, do you…

a) Switch it off properly at the plug?

b) Leave it on stand-by, thus burning up energy?

c) Throw it out of the window of your high-rise hotel before embarking on a drug-fuelled orgy with a dozen groupies?

When asked at the supermarket if you want a bag, how do you answer?

a) No thank you, I have brought my own. It is made from hemp.

b) Yes please, otherwise the items I have purchased will take slightly longer to carry from my 4x4 to my house, a distance of 10 feet.

c) Can you tell me on which aisle I can find the Golden Grahams?

What kind of car do you drive?

a) A petrol-electric hybrid that does 65mpg

b) A 4x4 Super Clarkson with a V12 engine, luxury trim, six rows of seats and a cargo area big enough to play rugby in. Oh yes. It's a beast.

c) Seriously, the Golden Grahams. Which aisle?

What is a Sumatran tiger?

a) An endangered species.

b) An aphrodisiac. You harvest the penis and throw the rest away.

c) I know this one. I know this one. Don't tell me…

What do you think of plans to build a new runway and terminal at Heathrow?

a) A travesty, it will mean a further 40 million people a year will travel to Heathrow, causing irreparable damage to the environment.

b) Will it be finished in time for my holiday to the Maldives?

c) Is it a type of cat?

With which of these statements do you most agree?

a) Vote blue, go green.

b) Don't turn green, it's obscene.

c) Recycle schmichael.

All a) Congratulations, you are a true green doing your bit to save the planet.

All b) Oh dear, you really are an eco-unfriendly rotter, aren't you? You need to have a long, hard look in the mirror, my friend.

All c) They're on the third aisle down, next to the Special K.


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